THE WHOLE GANG
COUSIN EARL & THE KIDS
COUSIN EARL THE KIDS SCOTT & BRUCE
SOME OF OUR FAVORITE SIGNS
| ALL WE ARE SAYING | MARYLAND STATE GOVERNMENT | ||||
| IS | MOVING MARYLAND | ||||
| GIVE PIZZA CHANTS | BARACKWARDS | ||||
| THE DOCTOR SAYS | COUSIN EARL MADE HIS WIFE | ||||
| I HAVE FLUID ON THE KNEE | SIGN A | ||||
| I NEED TO AIM BETTER | PRE NAG AGREEMENT | ||||
| MY FAVORITE MACHINE | AT WHAT AGE | ||||
| AT THE GYM IS | DO YOU TELL A HIGHWAY | ||||
| THE VENDING MACHINE | IT WAS ADOPTED | ||||
| BRUCE IS LEARNING | COUSIN EARL CAN'T | ||||
| TO SPEAK SCOTTISH | AFFORD EUROPE | ||||
| IT'S A MIXTURE OF | SO HE IS BACK PACKING | ||||
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| MY DRINKING TEAM | BRUCE"S APTITUDE TEST | ||||
| HAS A | SAID HE IS | ||||
| BOWLING PROBLEM | BEST SUITED FOR | ||||
| ORGAN DONATION | |||||
| THE NATIONAL | |||||
| SARCASM SOCIETY | ROCK IS DEAD | ||||
| YEAH, LIKE WE NEED | LONG LIVE | ||||
| YOUR SUPPORT | PAPER AND SCISSORS | ||||
| ASK SCOTT ABOUT | RAP IS TO MUSIC | ||||
| HIS | AS | ||||
| VOW OF SILENCE | ETCH A SKETCH IS TO ART | ||||
| TOILET SEAT STOLEN FROM | COUSIN EARL THINKS | ||||
| POLICE STATION | LOADING THE DISHWASHER | ||||
| COPS HAVE NOTHING | MEANS GETTING | ||||
| TO GO ON | HIS WIFE DRUNK | ||||
| WE HAVE UP'ED OUR STANDARDS | ESCHEW OBFUSCATION | ||||
| NOW UP YOURS | |||||
| VERY FEW WOMEN | |||||
| WHEN BRUCE WAS YOUNG HE WANTED | ADMIT THEIR AGE | ||||
| A BIG BMW | BUT MOST MEN | ||||
| NOW HE DOESN'T NEED THE W | DON'T ACT THEIRS | ||||
| IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS | NOT ALL POLITICIANS ARE | ||||
| TO PLAY GOLF | ANNOYING | ||||
| LIKE BRUCE | SOME ARE DEAD | ||||
| AUNT EDNA LIKES HER MEN | A BAD ANALOGY | ||||
| THE WAY SHE LIKES | IS LIKE | ||||
| HER COFFEE | A LEAKY SCREWDRIVER | ||||
| GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER | |||||
| THE US ARMY | POLITICS IN AMERICA | ||||
| OUR OFFICERS ARE PROUD OF THEIR | PROOF THAT THE FACTS | ||||
| PRIVATES | WHILE INTERESTING | ||||
| ARE IRRELEVANT | |||||
| BRUCE JOINED | THEY CALL IT PMS BECAUSE | ||||
| HOKEY POKEY ANNONYMOUS | MAD COW DISEASE | ||||
| TO TURN HIMSELF | WAS ALREADY TAKEN | ||||
| AROUND | |||||
| SOME PEOPLE AGE | COUSIN EARL IS | ||||
| LIKE FINE WINE | DRESSED TO KILL | ||||
| BRUCE AGES | TURBAN, BEARD | ||||
| LIKE MILK | EXPLODING SANDALS | ||||
| TACO BELL NOW HAS | COUSIN EARL'S GIRLFRIEND | ||||
| A VEGETARIAN MENU | TAKES HIS BREATH AWAY | ||||
| FOR THOSE WHO DON'T WANT MEAT | BECAUSE HE HAS | ||||
| BUT STILL WANT DIARRHEA | TO INFLATE HER | ||||
| WE SELL PROPANE | COUSIN EARL COOKS CARROTS | ||||
| OUR GAS IS | AND PEAS IN THE SAME POT | ||||
| IN THE REAR | IT'S NOT VERY SANITARY | ||||
| HOLE FOUND IN STRIP CLUB WALL | HEY CONGRESS | ||||
| POLICE ARE | YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED | ||||
| LOOKING INTO IT | THEY FOUND | ||||
| YOUR HEAD | |||||
| NO SOCIETY HAS EVER | |||||
| TAXED ITSELF | ILLITERATE? | ||||
| INTO PROSPERITY | WRITE US FOR HELP | ||||
| SCOTT ORDERED | DURING THE POWER OUTAGE | ||||
| A PITCHER FULL OF BEER | BRUCE WAS STUCK ON | ||||
| AND THEY BROUGHT HIM | THE ESCALATOR | ||||
| SIDNEY PONSON | FOR 2 HOURS | ||||
| EVER NOTICE THAT IF YOU | BRUCE WILL NEVER TAKE A LAXATIVE | ||||
| REARRANGE THE LETTERS | AND A SLEEPING PILL | ||||
| IN MOTHERS IN LAW | ON THE SAME NIGHT AGAIN | ||||
| IT SPELLS | |||||
| WOMAN HITLER | |||||
| WOMAN IS NOT | |||||
| DON'T BE SEXIST | MANS NATURAL ENEMY | ||||
| BROADS HATE THAT | HER LAWYER IS | ||||
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